'DO NOT put any person in this washer'
Michigan Lawsuit Abuse Watch, M-LAW, started a contest to find the wackiest warning labels on consumer products ten years ago, and they’ve just released this year’s list of winners (HT: Slashdot).Topping the charts is the warning attached to a front-loading washing machine: “Do not put any person in this washer.” Other hits include:
- “Never use a lit match or open flame to check fuel level.”
- “Don’t try to dry your phone in a microwave oven.”
In his book Give Me a Break, journalist John Stossel includes a chapter titled, “The Trouble with Lawyers,” and writes that these wacky labels are a form of “verbal pollution.” He says, “Lawsuits also disrupt the information flow that helps us protect ourselves. We ought to read labels.” But when we are overrun with inane labels of this kind, “people respond to it by ignoring labels we should read.”
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