Saving Mother Earth, One Dead Adorable Baby Bear At A Time

Friday, March 23, 2007
Hey, what can I say - sometimes in the great war to save Gaia, you have to do some... unsavory things, like killing baby polar bears so they don’t have to suffer the humiliation of being raised by humans after being rejected by their mothers. With an assist from our resident Photoshop genius, Jonathan Spalink, I humbly present this artistic token of support to our friends in the environmental movement, in the hopes that it will help them to educate the public about the importance of their quest to save this bear by killing it.

The boss is out of town this weekend, and he left me the keys to this sweet blog!


It should be noted that cooler heads have prevailed in this situation...

Update: Atomic cuteness bomb explodes over Germany; mass cases of “the snuggles” reported
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  1. Doug Payton says:

    Marc, from one former “Homespun Blogger” to another, nice to see you making your “marc” at Acton.

  2. Don Bosch says:

    FOTFL!!! Too much, guys.

    How about “get Al Gore off the stage or the bear gets it...”

    :-)

  3. Marc Vander Maas says:

    Don -

    we’ll see if we still have jobs on monday. Your tag is good, though. I think we may have to resurrect this concept again in the future...

    Doug -

    Good to hear from you!

  4. emily says:

    how can you kill this adorible little polar bear

  5. Marc Vander Maas says:

    Hey, it’s not us! I want the bear to live!

  6. me says:

    Wait, animals don’t feel embarassment. How would it be “humiliated” if humans raised it? It doesn’t have a sense of humiliation. And besides, many animals in America that weren’t domestic (like polar bears, wolfs, ect) and it actually better. They were easier to handle for vets and they acted normal with their own species. Killing the bear wouldn’t help the envioromental situation. Enough bears are dying from hunting and global warming. We don’t need any snooty animal rights people running around killing healthy baby animals that are already at risk of extinction.

  7. boomercat says:

    Me, you’ll be interested to know that the polar bear population has doubled to 22,000 in the past forty years. Quit drinking the kool-aid and do a little fact finding on your own. You can start here: http://www.americanchronicle.com/articles/56861

  8. Nicole says:

    WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE KILLING OF LITTLE BABY BEARS WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS YOU ARE THE PEOPLE THAT MAKE ME SICK AND THAT ARE KILLING OFF THE EARTH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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