You just can’t make this stuff up.

Here’s my favorite photo, for reasons our friends at Zombietime completely missed but I’m sure Jordan (our resident anti-misanthropist) will appreciate:

Photo credit: zombietime.com

If it’s hard to see what the little blue sticker to the left says, here’s a better view:

In other words, stop killing our children for oil, but make sure we can kill them for convenience.

"Concourse of hypocrisy" indeed.