For those of you who are going through
World Cup withdrawal after the defeat of the French by the
Azzurri have a little comfort. I give you the World Cups of Philosophy and Theology.
The first is a two-part video of the Monty Python skit featuring German philosophers against the Greeks (
text here). The German side touts Leibniz in goal with strikers Nietzsche and Heidegger. The Greeks have Plato in net, with Aristotle as sweeper and Socrates at forward. The two assistant referees are, by the way, Augustine and Aquinas, while Martin Luther manages the German side.
I find it fitting that theological figures have primacy in this way over the philosophers, since this reflects the proper relationship between the two, with philosophy as the
ancilla, or handmaiden, to theology. Karl Marx is a late second-half substition for the Germans.
You’ll need to have Google Video installed to view
Part 1 here and
Part 2 here (HT:
The Sports Economist and
Disorganizational Behavior).
Speaking of Augustine, Aquinas, and Luther, they give me a good segue to the Theology World Cup, hosted by Finnish theologian
Patrik Hagman, which was searching for the greatest systematic theologian of the 20th century. Amazingly, Karl Barth did not make the field, and Pannenberg, the odds-on favorite, was knocked out rather early, losing to eventual finalist Hans Urs von Balthasar. The
final featured Jürgen Moltmann against Hans Urs von Balthasar, with
Moltmann being declared the victor. This proves rather convincingly that 20th century theology is much more about style than substance.
Karl Rahner
was victorious in the consolation match. You can view
the championship bracket here, and see how Karl Barth
might have fared in the competition here (Dietrich Bonhoeffer also did not make the finals, while such dark horse candidates as T. F. Torrance did).
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