Global warming + UFO conspiracy = crazy delicious!
Acton Institute Powerblog

Global warming + UFO conspiracy = crazy delicious!

Behold the rise of the perfect coalition: the climate change brigades and the Roswell True Believers!

A former Canadian defense minister is demanding governments worldwide disclose and use secret alien technologies obtained in alleged UFO crashes to stem climate change, a local paper said Wednesday.

“I would like to see what (alien) technology there might be that could eliminate the burning of fossil fuels within a generation … that could be a way to save our planet,” Paul Hellyer, 83, told the Ottawa Citizen.

Shorter version: “Imaginary Threat Requires Paranoid Response.”